When duty calls, we look to the right team for the job.
But when the doodie hits the fan…we look to these guys.

When duty calls, we look to
the right team for the job.
But when the doodie hits the fan…
we look to these guys.

ALLIES

The plucky heroes, ready to charge into battle whenever and wherever the day needs saving!

ALLIES

The plucky heroes, ready to charge into battle whenever and wherever the day needs saving!

Chickenhawk

OFFICER

When times get tough, Chickenhawk is always ready to use his amazing pistol skills and incredible speed to get the heck back to base.

Bronx

SOLDIER

Born and raised in New York, Bronx is thrilled to be exploring the world, meeting interesting people, and trying to blow them up. Knowwha’msayin’?

Nifty

SNIPER

Nifty may talk slow, but this Southerner is a quick thinker, ready to put a bullet through a bull’s-eye 1,000 meters away while explaining “that’s how Kierkegaard would put it, y’all.”

Angus

HEAVY

Angus MacPricey loves to dominate the battlefield and terrorize enemies with his rocket launcher, since that’s the surest way to get back to his bunk and finish that nap.

General Mayhem

OFFICER

General Mayhem sat for an interview, but he ate the microphone and declared himself Caesar. No follow-up interviews have been made.

Barkley

SOLDIER

The favorite pet of a famous Brit, Barkley found himself in need of a new body after a tragic accident. Now his dreams have come true: He’s his country’s greatest secret weapon, and he can take himself on a walk whenever he pleases.

Olga Sniperova

SNIPER

Don’t be fooled by her beauty; Olga Sniperova is the greatest warrior on the Allied side, with a heart as indomitable as Mother Russia herself.

Tom Yeti

HEAVY

Tom Yeti is quite the friendly fellow, always ready with a happy yodel and helping paw, but it’s undeniable: This beast is no beauty.

AXIS

Those do-badders who are bent on smashing the world under their evil thumbs.

AXIS

Those do-badders who are bent on smashing the world under their evil thumbs.

Zyklops

OFFICER

Zyklop is the picture of a cool, confident leader. To be clear, he’s a military numskull and his men would all throw him from a cliff given the chance, but he’s also very photogenic.

Helmut

SOLDIER

Helmut is right when he says you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Fun fact: He’s always angry.

Konig

SNIPER

The perfect man for the job, König is unflappable and self-reliant. Or as the rest of his teammates would say it, he’s “got the personality of an uncooked sausage.”

Hans

HEAVY

Hans may not be smart. He may be slow and clumsy, smell like cabbage, and complain constantly like an overgrown baby. That is all.

Sturmshark

OFFICER

Sturmshark is nothing if not determined. Before the Axis promoted him to lead their forces in a whirlwind of destruction, they discovered him gnawing through the hull of a U-boat.

Otto Bot

SOLDIER

Nobody knows how the Axis created such an advanced AI, but Otto Böt is clearly the greatest scientific achievement around… even if he keeps trying to make friends with the typewriter.

Adele Weiss

SNIPER

Adele Weiss is a sharp-shooting fräulein, big on accuracy and light on mercy. Don’t be fooled by the stuffed animals decorating her bunk; this Austrian flower is more “crazy” than “daisy.”

Kongo

HEAVY

Kongo (“Geheimaffe” in German) is a result of groundbreaking experiments that raised his IQ to almost 100 — REALLY good for a gorilla. The ultimate secret weapon, this gentle simian would take a banana snack over a sneak attack any day.